modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

(via twerkingongaycountries)

ghostydog:

it’s so weird to me when people are good at describing their emotions when i’m mostly sitting here going like “i’m probably sad? based on previous data i am always sad so i am probably sad right now, or i’m not feeling anything at all. i’m not sure? oh wait. i have this weird almost nauseous feeling in my stomach right now and i don’t think im anxious so yeah. sad. probably. 80% sure.”

(via the-place-over-the-rainbow)

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via spelcheque)

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

(via dir-fury)

I’m miserable right now

pother:

thecutestofthecute:

Hamster make breakfast

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Hamster drive car

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Hamster make tea with frend

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Hamster plan dinner party

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Hamster have Birfday

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Hamster love life

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Hamster happy to be live

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Hamster love you

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hamster cannibalize their own young

(via insomniac-kamukura)

wildeir:

teenagedirtbagb4by:

reverzed:

0yster:

So why is one considered ‘inappropriate’ and the other accepted? Stop sexualising my body. 
I wonder this too. Why is it a man’s breast and nipple are okay to show but a woman’s breast and nipple isn’t.

fave wow

best thing to reblog yet

it’s funny because every time I reblog this I lose at least one follower who seems offended by a nipple
It has come to my attention

velociraptors-in-hats:

That Crona doesn’t know how to deal with Seabears. image

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(via dirkfromstatefarm)

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